Old Jokes and new bathrooms

Dear Readers – as some of you are aware I take great pleasure in telling old jokes. I love the Quasimodo one that finishes with “..but he’s a dead ringer for his brother.” (Cheers Barry!) so this week it gives me great pleasure to resurrect a wonderful old news item from the Two Ronnies – circa 1982. “During the weekend burglars have struck at the Headquarters of the Metropolitan Police, stealing all the toilets. A police spokesman said they have absolutely nothing to go on…” Alas – We have bought the wrong toilets……………..and have nothing to go on… It’s not a particularly welcome feeling knowing that …Read the Rest